"Anytime Someone Asks Me About My Family I Have To Choose Between Lying and Dropping The Most Unhinged Family Lore Ever" Many of us have families like this.
50/50 cotton/poly blend medium heavy fabric. Classic fit zip up hoodie has air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. Runs true to size. Sewn-in label.
